Christmas. Again.
Can't we just skip a year? I guess I shouldn't be so pessimistic. It's just that:
1. I finished buying all my presents in June, and then someone pops up and says "Hey! Let's do a Chinese/Japanese/Korean Christmas exchange!" or "Hey! Let's exchange ornaments!!" So I made my exchange ornaments. I guess I should reserve some cash for such instances, but alas, I will repeat the lesson until it is learned.
2. "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know! I like Olive Garden, Wal-Mart and Dollar General, so get me some gift cards! "Oh, but you must want something else..." Not really. I like to eat and save money. That's about it. Unless you can pony up for a Caribbean cruise or a laptop....
3. "What do the kids/husband want?" I don't know that either! The first two are 6 and 3, anything you get them they'll like! The third is a big kid at heart, so he'll like anything you give him too! He's really partial to chicken pot pies!
4. Five families having dinners and present exchanges at seventeen different places in six different cities in one day. C'mon people! Although I have to give kudos to mom and Granny for rounding nearly everybody up for one day this year.
5. Christmas music. Bah humbug. I don't know why, but Christmas music drives me bonkers, and guess who loves it and has to hear it every time we get into the car or they'll throw a double tantrum fit? Yup, that would be my kids.
6. Thinking about this Christmas reminds me that James will be gone for next Christmas, and all the other soldiers who aren't with their families this year.
7. Christmas lunch/dinner/next day's breakfast. All very tasty, all very fattening. Eating salad while everyone else is eating turkey and dressing just isn't fair!!
8. The freaking tree, man. I'm redecorating every day because my three year old likes to take the ornaments off and play with them. I also had to hunt down the stockings and rehang them today. At least I don't have a cat that tears down the lights, though.
9. Cold, cold, cold. Good grief! Can't we move Christmas to June? My coat makes me look fat.
10. Travel. Four hours in the car with two screaming kids and Dora the Explorer? Where's that special eggnog?
But.... I have to remember that:
1. Chinese exchanges usually turn out to be fun.
2. I'll get at least one interesting gift this year and
3. so will my kids and husband.
4. I'll get to see a lot of family that I haven't seen in years.
5. Christmas music gets the kids singing and that's pretty funny!
("Up onna roof is reindeers, with Santa and toys, comin' down the chinney he makes noise...")
6. James will be home for Christmas 2009 and many more, and hopefully the war will be over soon.
7. I can practice portion control and not gain too much weight.
8. The tree sure is pretty all lit up and stuff.
9. I'll still look fat in my coat, but maybe it will snow.
10. Benadryl, baby. Double doses for everyone!!
Let's not forget the best reason for enduring the holiday hustle: the birth of our Saviour, Jesus Christ.
Can't we just skip a year? I guess I shouldn't be so pessimistic. It's just that:
1. I finished buying all my presents in June, and then someone pops up and says "Hey! Let's do a Chinese/Japanese/Korean Christmas exchange!" or "Hey! Let's exchange ornaments!!" So I made my exchange ornaments. I guess I should reserve some cash for such instances, but alas, I will repeat the lesson until it is learned.
2. "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know! I like Olive Garden, Wal-Mart and Dollar General, so get me some gift cards! "Oh, but you must want something else..." Not really. I like to eat and save money. That's about it. Unless you can pony up for a Caribbean cruise or a laptop....
3. "What do the kids/husband want?" I don't know that either! The first two are 6 and 3, anything you get them they'll like! The third is a big kid at heart, so he'll like anything you give him too! He's really partial to chicken pot pies!
4. Five families having dinners and present exchanges at seventeen different places in six different cities in one day. C'mon people! Although I have to give kudos to mom and Granny for rounding nearly everybody up for one day this year.
5. Christmas music. Bah humbug. I don't know why, but Christmas music drives me bonkers, and guess who loves it and has to hear it every time we get into the car or they'll throw a double tantrum fit? Yup, that would be my kids.
6. Thinking about this Christmas reminds me that James will be gone for next Christmas, and all the other soldiers who aren't with their families this year.
7. Christmas lunch/dinner/next day's breakfast. All very tasty, all very fattening. Eating salad while everyone else is eating turkey and dressing just isn't fair!!
8. The freaking tree, man. I'm redecorating every day because my three year old likes to take the ornaments off and play with them. I also had to hunt down the stockings and rehang them today. At least I don't have a cat that tears down the lights, though.
9. Cold, cold, cold. Good grief! Can't we move Christmas to June? My coat makes me look fat.
10. Travel. Four hours in the car with two screaming kids and Dora the Explorer? Where's that special eggnog?
But.... I have to remember that:
1. Chinese exchanges usually turn out to be fun.
2. I'll get at least one interesting gift this year and
3. so will my kids and husband.
4. I'll get to see a lot of family that I haven't seen in years.
5. Christmas music gets the kids singing and that's pretty funny!
("Up onna roof is reindeers, with Santa and toys, comin' down the chinney he makes noise...")
6. James will be home for Christmas 2009 and many more, and hopefully the war will be over soon.
7. I can practice portion control and not gain too much weight.
8. The tree sure is pretty all lit up and stuff.
9. I'll still look fat in my coat, but maybe it will snow.
10. Benadryl, baby. Double doses for everyone!!
Let's not forget the best reason for enduring the holiday hustle: the birth of our Saviour, Jesus Christ.
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