Square Present
- Pick the present that you would like to wrap and appropriate wrapping paper.
- Roll out four feet of paper, place present towards the bottom.
- Measure paper to make sure it will still cover the present after you have cut off the access.
- Measure twice, cut once.
- Screwed up anyway, decide to still use the now too short piece of paper.
- Bring two sides of paper together over gift, ignoring for now the gap between paper.
- Look for tape.
- Leave table to find tape.
- Find tape, return to table.
- Repeat step 6.
- Tape paper to present.
- Turn sideways and contemplate how to fold paper to cover the end and still look decent.
- Make creases at corners, fold down three times and hold with both hands while you get tape with teeth. Or feet.
- Wrangle tape onto paper.
- Rip off tape, repeat steps 13-14.
- Repeat on opposite side of present.
- Cut a strip of paper from the access to cover gap on present.
- Place with tape. Hint: If you make sure the design on the paper matches up with the strip, they'll never know!
- Chase down kids to bring bows back to the table. Affix accordingly.
- Forget what the present was, tear a small hole at the corner of present and try to decipher contents.
- Place additional bow over hole in paper.
- Affix name tag.
- Follow steps one through four from above.
- On sides, cut out a square from the paper to make folding down easier.
- Realize you may have actually need what you just cut off.
- Roll ends to present and tape.
- Decide that looks like crap and undo tape.
- Origami your way to a decent looking fixture and cover mess with a bow, on both sides if need be.
- Alternative: Roll present up like a burrito and circle tape around present lengthwise.
- Affix name tape.
- Follow step one from above.
- Tape one end of paper to the object.
- Roll object across table, taping as the paper naturally comes together. May require several pieces of tape.
- Affix bows as needed.
- Don't forget the name tape.
- Crap, I don't know.
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