Love Potion Number (6)9

My husband's train of thought throughout his ENTIRE two week leave:

Home.
HOME!
WOW!! HOME!!
Food.
REAL food.
WOW!! REAL FOOD!!
--scarf, binge, yum yum yum--
Hmmm....
SEX!!
HOME = SEX!!
REAL SEX!!
--roams around house--
--spies me napping in the bedroom--
HEY HEY!! VAGINA!!
--nudge nudge--
--snore... ignore...--
HEY HEY!!
--poke, poke--
Grrr. Not AGAIN.
--push away--
HEY HEY!! VAGINA!! WAKE UP VAGINA!!!
--poke, prod, pry--
Grrr. FINE.
YAY!!! VAGINA!!!