Wedgie Free

"Mom, why do I have to wear underwear that come up to my belly button?"
"Because you're ten and unmarried and that's the rule around here."
"But none of my friend's wear that kind..."
"Well, what kind do they wear?"
"I dunno...the kind that doesn't give you wedgies..."

Lily and I have this conversation almost daily until I give in and buy her some new underwear. I get them home, she tries them on and glory be! Wedgie free!

You know how I know?

"Mom look!"
--shakes her butt--
"No wedgie!!"
--dances around--
"Now wedgie!!"
--lays on her back and puts her ankles behind her head--


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