Who Wears Short Shorts?

On the way to visit my Dad yesterday Caleb quipps from the back seat "I shaved."
Stunned but prepared, I asked "Really? Where?"
"In the bathroom."
"Yeah, but where?"
"In the BATHROOM!"
"But where on your BODY?"
"My arm."
"Let me see."
So I check it out and indeed his arm is very smooth compared to the other.
"I shaved ALL OF IT off."
"I can see that."
"And I didn't even use SHAVING CREAM."
"Where did you get the razor?"
"From the BATHROOM!!"
Note to self: Hide razors in a higher place.

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