You've washed the dishes, sorted the clothes, vaccuumed the house and fed the kids TWICE today! Woohoo!!
You're late picking up your sister from the bus stop.
You go to get the kids in the car and find your son standing in a pile of his own sh*t, drawing in the fecal matter with his pacifier. On the white carpet.
What did I ever do in this life or a previous one to need this sort of revenge?!! Mom!!